On My Block
Mondays on NetflixOn My Block Season 3 Quotes
You can get jumped into a gang, but can you get humped in?
Jamal
When I come back, I'm going to bring some booty and some boundaries.
Ruby
Cesar: Oscar has a lot on his plate right now. I'm not the only one dealing with our dad.
Monse: How's that going?
Cesar: Not great. They can't even be in the same room together which puts me in a weird position because I want to get to know my dad, but I also feel like I'm somehow betraying Oscar.
Monte: Did he say that?
Cesar: No, but he doesn't have to.
So he has daddy issues, and you have mommy issues, and if you don't stay away, y'all will have baby issues.
Jasmine
Behind every good man is a better woman.
Cuchillos
You got him a job. Big mistake.
Spooky
Monse: Sometimes I wish I didn't know her, and that I wouldn't miss her so much. I miss her. I really miss her. I wish she was dead.
Jasmine: Hey, hey. Don't wish that! Don't ever, ever wish that. I know what that is, so don't, don't that.
Jamal: Who is this?
Kendra: I'm the one with eyes on you, Jamal.
We're in an investigation, and I'm going to need you both to be impartial. I'm impartial but totally on Team Monse. Vag before badge.
Jasmine
Cesar: Oscar, who is that?
Spooky: Our father.
People! You can't be soft if you want to be a dick! Now harden up!
Jasmine
Cesar: You must be the shit down at the station to have this kind of access.
.Jasmine: Or I stole Hammel's password.
Jamal: Oh, small detail we forgot. Hammel's a dirty cop.
Jasmine: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How dirty? Like fixing parking tickets dirty? Or planting a gun dirty? Or I shot you ' cause you're brown dirty?
Jamal: He's working for Cuchillo.
