Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Quotes
One can never underestimate the stupidity or the appetite of a goat.
Jafar
Knave: Well basically, we could die or we could run.
Alice: I don't particularly care for the first one.
Or we could just pick him up by the feet, dangle him from a cliff until he tells us everything that he knows.
Alice
There's a thing called the front door, darling. You really should try it sometime.
The Red Queen
If we succeed, the impossible will be possible.
The Red Queen
You will meet the fate you've earned. The fate you deserve.
Robin Hood
Don't worry. I'm good with monsters.
Knave of Hearts
Alice: There has to be another way out of this.
Knave of Hearts: The only way out seems to be through his digestive tract.
Robin Hood: You'd steal a pitchfork from the devil himself.
Knave of Hearts: And be out of Hell before he realized it was gone.
Alice: What do you know about the Grendel?
Knave: Nothing pleasant.
Don't get all mushy Alice. I'm doing this for me. This thief's going to clear his name.
Knave of Hearts
You should really bathe your prisoners from time to time. This one's beginning to smell.
The Red Queen