You have no idea how easy it is to fall back into the darkness.

Hook

Never go up against a woman who has eight hands, especially when you only have one.

Ursula

Hook: Maybe villains can't get their happy endings.
Ariel: Maybe that's because villains always go about getting them the wrong way.

Careful, mate. It's unwise to insult the size of a pirate's ship.

Hook

Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.

Regina