Nathan: You call this breaking even?! You just got me attacked by a munchkin and a transvestite.
Chris Keller: Whoa! You think Emmanuelle is a dude?
Nathan: E-MAN-uelle has an 'Adam's Apple!'
Chris: Oops.

Nathan: Dude we gotta jump!
Chris Keller: No way man, Chris Keller can't swim!

Haley: When did we start letting boys dictate our happiness?
Brooke: I was nine.

Haley: Oh, where did we go so wrong?
Brooke: Well, I slept with Chris Keller and you went on tour with him.

It's hard to get back into the ring, especially with the one who knocked you out in the first place.

Nathan

(voiceover) Robert Louis Stevenson once said, "You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?"

Lucas

Nathan: Your game sucks. Fix it.
Lucas: Your marriage sucks. Fix it.

Lucas (voiceover): Blaise Pascal once said: "The heart has reasons that reason cannot know."

You know if I ever met the devil, I figured she be hot and holding a basketball.

Lucas (to Rachel)

OK. You know the moment that I left the tour?...We were playing this club in Illinois... and Chris decides to do a cover of an eighties song called, um, 'Missing You'... and everybody starts singing along, the crowds loving it and they turn the house lights up pause and I could see every face out there... and I... fell apart. On stage, in front of three thousand people; I lost it. I couldn't sing, I couldn't hear the music. Nothing. Because... that was the moment that I knew... that none of it could ever be enough without you. All of the celebrity and all of the applause and all the pretty melodies... couldn't fill your void in my heart. So... yeah, I guess you're right; it's not the life I would've had... 'cuz ever since I met you, it has been so much more.

Haley

It was a fantasy draft Dim, you know like the fantasies you have about Nathan, not real.

Brooke

Bevin: You said we could trade.
Brooke: Why is she wearing my necklace?
Bevin: Because that was part of the trade.
Brooke: Okay, why would you trade your third pick and my necklace, for Rachel's fifth pick?
Bevin: Duh! Brooke, five is more than three. Oh, it made total sense when Rachel explained it.
Brooke: Right.

One Tree Hill Season 3 Quotes

Lucas: Went to the airport this morning to pick up my mom and poof, there was Brooke.
Peyton: Poof?
Lucas: Poof.

Haley: I understand if you don't love me anymore.
Nathan: Always and forever. That's what sucks, Haley. I still do love you. I always will. I just can't trust you.