Skills: Don't look now, Mouth, but Shelly all up in here right now.
Mouth: Where?
Skills: 12 o'clock and closing fast.
Mouth: Okay, on the count of three we're out of here. ready? Three.

Haley: Uhm, have you guys seen Rachel?
Chase: She was holding court in the living room.
Haley: Clothed or unclothed?
Brooke: Clothed, but it was about 10 minutes ago, so you never know.

Damn, Nate mom like the alcoholic Easter bunny.

Skills

Peyton: Your mom is gonna come in any second.
Lucas: She's working at the cafe, nobody's gonna walk in.
Brooke: Okay, my discomfort meter is pretty much pegged.

Dan: You don't wanna be the guy looking back at blue ruffles.
Lucas: Ah, good point. So what'd you wear to prom?
Dan: Blue ruffles.

Glenda: But we walked out of the doctor's, and my mom handed me the prescription, and she turns and say "Well, I don't know who would sleep with you, but here you go."
Lucas: That's terrible...
Glenda: Well see, then I turned and said "Well I don't know you would sleep with you, but here I am."

Glenda: So I've been thinking about your manuscript. You need to give it to someone who won't go easy with you, someone who's gonna tell you the truth...
Lucas: Someone like you?
Glenda: I haven't actually been that truthful, I mean not about school. The truth is I'm gonna miss this place. And it's all my fault. I just wish I would have tried harder, and I just didn't wanna look like an idiot.
Lucas: I think everybody feels that way sometimes. You know like people don't see them for who they really are. It's not just you.
Glenda: You would have made a great goth you know? A little tortured, a bit of a loner, but kind.

Nathan: You see this? The summer I decided to really dedicate myself to basketball, my dad said I was way too skinny to ever be a great player. He said I wasn't tough enough, that I wasn't strong enough. So to prove him wrong, I spent every single day in this training room. It was like a thousand degrees in it, but I wasn't gonna let him be right.
Peyton: Anger's motivation.
Nathan: Anger and inspiration. Every time I benched another ten pounds, I scratched two letters, under the plate.
Peyton: What does it say? PS?
Nathan: It was the same summer we started dating. We were pretty good together weren't we?
Peyton: Gimme your hand. Ok, I want you to feel this.
Nathan: Geeze what happened?
Peyton: I broke that knuckle punching something after we've broken up for like the twentieth time! We were horrible together!
Nathan: Yeah, I know, I was kinda hoping you forgot.
Peyton: No.

Peyton: So I guess I was right about the partial nudity thing. Boys locker room?
Nathan: Just following the assignment.

Brooke: Did you do something slutty?
Rachel: Let's just say I started the morning off with a bang.

Brooke: What do virgins talk about?
Mouth: Oh, we like rainbows and kittens!

Peyton: So what do you guys need this music for anyway?
Skills: Well, me and Nathan... Let's just say we entered a dance contest.
Peyton: Wait.. Nathan Scott? No way! What aren't you telling me?
Skills: Let's just say you gotta show some skin to win.
Peyton: You guys are stripping?! Shut up! Please can I tell Lucas?
Skills: Better than that.. Why don't you tell some girls, because the way he move we're gonna need all the home cooking we can get.

One Tree Hill Season 4 Quotes

Things that take 14 minutes - boiling an ostrich egg, Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. It also takes 14 minutes to get from the Melina bridge to Tree Hill hospital.

Lucas

My name is Lucas Scott. I'm a senior at Tree Hill High School. Tree Hill is just a place somewhere in the world. Maybe it's a lot like your world. Maybe it's nothing like it. But if you look closer, you might see someone like you. Or someone like my best friend, Haley. If you're married, a senior in high school, and not sure if your husband is still alive, then I'd say your world is a lot like Haley's. Today was supposed to be the best day of her life. But it's amazing how things can change in the blink of an eye. Or, in this case, in 29 minutes.

Lucas