Julian: Vicki, Brooke didn't tell me you were coming to the show.
Victoria: Think of me as Millie's training wheels. And don't ever call me Vicki.

Jamie: Why is she lying?
Nathan: Because bad people forget the difference between right and wrong, and they like to take advantage of good people.

Nathan: Putting my son to work?
Brooke: Absolutely! Clothes Over Bros has a long history of child labor.

Victoria: Oh, so you're the has-been actress we're overpaying?
Alex: Oh I've heard about you. You're the mean bitch who used to be a big deal here, but you're not here anymore, so now you're just a mean bitch!

Mouth's Boss: Remember when I asked you if there was anything going on with Nathan Scott?
Mouth: The National Informer? Are you serious? Uh-oh look, alien babies on the rise. Looks like they duped us on that one too!

Kid on the Playground: My mom says they only put stuff in these magazines that's true! Your dad is hosed!
Jamie: He is not

Clay: Okay, even though it's incredibly riveting watching you lift weights, I'm gonna go. What time are you going to the fashion show?
Nathan: I don't know. You really want to go?
Clay: Do I want to go to a fashion show with tons of models walking around in dresses? Dude, I'm getting there early.

Millie, strip down. Chop! Chop!

Haley

I saw her swallow a handful of pills. She's such a cliche.

Alexis

I like to leave [the shower] on. I like the sound of the rain.

Alex

I get it, you got married in high school, had a son at graduation, and now you play basketball and take pictures with drunken sluts with perfect teeth

Haley

Alex: I can be in your bed in 20 minutes.
Clay: Make it 30.

One Tree Hill Season 7 Quotes

Clay: Season is over Nate.
Nathan: For some guys, but me...it's pre-season for next year.
Clay: See that's why I love being your agent.

Green is the new orange.

Millie