Eric: Carseats, swaddles, cribs, it all adds up. Yeah, you smile, but you’ll be having the same argument in no time.
Joe: Dude, stop!
Mallory: Enough forcing people to have babies.

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I’m calling an audible. Scratch the whole touchy-feely acoustic thing.

Joe

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Zeke: They worry about me. It’s all they ever do.
Zeke’s mom: It’s my job. I’m your mother.
Zeke: They can come, right?
Joe: Absolutely. You're all invited. We will make whatever accomodations are needed.

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I am upset. I’m sick about it, but I’m still your mother-in-law and I love you.

Gwen

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Gwen: I say this with love, Amy, but this is on you. This is how you save a marriage. One of you shows up.
Amy: I’m the only one that’s fighting.

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Eric: First of all, the Giants don’t need any help ruining their season. And Joe isn’t your problem. That is. If you want to fix things with Joe, you’ll get off your ass and off the sauce.
Frank: I already had a dad, so you can practice your parenting on somebody else.

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Amy: We can pull each other out of this.
Joe: I don’t think that we can.

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You know what I think? I think you’ve been my coattails since we’ve been 10 years old, and now you’re riding my wife’s, so why don’t you mind your own business for once?

Joe

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