Where a goat can go, a man can go. Sir. And where a man can go, he can drag a gun. Cannon fire will reach us.

Jamie

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• Added: July 13, 2023

Rachel: You saved our lives. I don't know how to thank thee.
William: You can thank that rotten stew that I awoke to such terrible pain in my stomach.

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Rachel: What is it, William?
William: I've never killed anyone before. I do not, I do not quite know what to do about it. I expected it to be in battle. I think I would know how to feel if it had been.
Rachel: No, you wouldn't.
William: You must think me disgraceful.
Rachel: I think you know well enough to know that's untrue.

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Roger: What's wrong, son? You can tell me.
Jemmy: No.
Roger: Well, why don't you come up to the house then, huh? For Dad's regular tea-time special, beans on toast.
Jemmy: I got in trouble at school.
Roger: What for?
Jemmy: Tommy Reid said me, and Mama, and Mandy are all going to burn in hell as papists.
Roger: Well, you know what to say to that.
Jemmy: I'll see you there! And I did. Only I said it in Gaelic. Miss Glenn didn't like that. She grabbed me by the ear and said, 'In this classroom, we speak English.'

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The kids are in the house glued to the telly, so we have about 15 minutes. I think I have an appointment for an inspection.

Roger

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So, who do I have to lock in a tunnel to get a drink around here?

Brianna

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