P-Valley
Sundays on StarzP-Valley Season 1 Episode 1: "Perpetratin'" Quotes
God is always grateful for an offering. But he'd be more grateful for your repentance.
Patrice [to Mercedes]
Autumn: You've got a good eye.
Andre: That I do.
Autumn: Can't trust a man without a vice. We all need to give into something.
Andre: True dat.
Mississippi: I fell.
Clifford: Don't tell me it's cornbread when I smell those biscuits burning.
Nice ass. Got a nice jiggle to it. Those titties are two little beestings. But if you work hard, we can buy you some bigger ones.
Clifford [to Autumn]
Clifford: Bitch, what are you going to do when you leave?
Mercedes: What all O.G.s do: Count my money.
Clifford: Jesse. You best calm down before I tell your wife where you was tonight.
Jesse: I want my cover charge back.
Clifford: You want your cum back too?
Diamond: That be $30, little mama.
Autumn: But that gentleman just paid $20.
Diamond: That's what it cost for a pretty bitch like you.
Autumn: That how you give compliments in these here parts?
Mississippi: First day back off maternity leave and I've got another fuckin' scar.
Gidget: Hair can cover that one, but the floss can't cover the other ones.
And here I thought strippin' was a recession-proof industry.
Mercedes
