Duffy: It's all there.
Clifford: You know I don't trust white people.

Andre: Do you got Magnums?
Clerk: No, we don't sell condoms. But we sure got Bibles in our rooms for free.

When I used to live here with my grandmother, this felt like paradise. From what I've seen, it ain't like that no more. I'd like to bring that back for folks that live here now.

Andre

Well, Terika, I get paid for mine. You're out here shaking your shit for free.

Mercedes [to Terika]

Look at chu. The son of the maid keeping the plantation going. If that ain't some reparations for your ass, I don't know what is.

Clifford [to Corbin]

Corbin: That's that legacy money. That's that private-school money.
Clifford: That's that money money.

Autumn: It's innocent.
Mercedes: Say the guilty.

Gidget: I turned my regular into my boyfriend.
Autumn: Boyfriend?
Gidget: White girl magic!

I want my tea. No tea, no ID.

Clifford [to Autumn]

Clifford: You didn't talk to your regular yet?
Autumn: How someone you danced for once is a regular is beyond me.
Clifford: Heifer, don't get smart with me.

Gidget: Look at you, gecko.
Autumn: You make a million?
Gidget: What you said? A stripper's always got to have her looks. That's what my momma said.

Mercedes: Is there room for me on that lap of yours?
Coach: You know, I can always make room for the GOAT. You should have been with Alvin Ailey with all that talent.
Mercedes: I'm fine where I is, Coach, right here with you.

P-Valley Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Gidget: Look at you, gecko.
Autumn: You make a million?
Gidget: What you said? A stripper's always got to have her looks. That's what my momma said.

Mercedes: Is there room for me on that lap of yours?
Coach: You know, I can always make room for the GOAT. You should have been with Alvin Ailey with all that talent.
Mercedes: I'm fine where I is, Coach, right here with you.