P-Valley
Sundays on StarzP-Valley Season 2 Episode 2: "Seven Pounds of Pressure" Quotes
I'm waiting on that big-dick offer. You gonna give it?
Autumn [to Andre]
Somebody's got to be alive to bury y'all.
Woddy [to Murda and Big Teak]
I'm too much of a cat to be fucked by a kitten.
Clifford
Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
Uncle Clifford [to Corbin]
Uncle Clifford: It wasn't five years ago that you didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
Corbin: Well, thank God for dad daddies.
Clifford: And dead mayors too.
Autumn [to Corbin]: We appreciate your low-dick offer.
Uncle Clifford: But we're wondering if there might be some bigger dick out in the sea.
[Autumn] might have gotten us out of a hole. But even the Devil started out as an angel.
Big Al [to Mercedes]
Bailey: Do you ever get [Autumn's] real name?
Keyshawn: You never ask a stripper her real name. If she's gonna give it to you, you gotta earn it.
Uncle Clifford [to Big Al]: Well, tell them we ain't open ... yet.
Corbin: Well, closed legs don't get fed.
Mercedes: I ain't no motherfuckin' coach.
Autumn: You are, actually.
Big Al: Give me your name and give me your number.
Big Bone: They call me Big Bone, baby.
Big Al: Big Bone, meet Big Al.
