P-Valley
Sundays on StarzP-Valley Season 2 Quotes
Tomorrow, I'll either be a very rich woman or a very dumb bitch.
Autumn [to Keyshawn]
Uncle Clifford: I should not be having sex when my grandmother's in the hospital dyin'.
Murda: Why? Ernestine would want you to have some sausage for breakfast.
It's gettin' dirty down in the valley, y'all.
Newscaster
Mercedes must get it from her momma.
Stripper
Andre: Blame my rise in the polls for the passion I have for my hometown.
Newscaster: Or perhaps that stripper magic.
Corbin: Do you know what it feel like to have the whole world turn their nose up at you?
Clifford: Yes, half-nigger, I do.
Corbin: You gonna offer me a hand with this?
Clifford: Uh-uh. Not the house nigger axing me to be his field nigger.
Now I know giving away babies is something they do in your family. But in my house, we own up to our decisions. We don't just toss them to the side.
Shelle [to Mercedes]
This is like watching my grandma try to set up her wifi.
Whisper [about the rehabbing Mercedes]
Keyshawn: Never thought I'd be back here.
Mercedes: Looks like we ain't got a lot of choice. Yeah, ain't no place like home.
Keyshawn: Do they, like, do this often?
Whisper and Roulette: Hm...hm.
Clifford: Yellow bitches.
Roulette: Yellow bitch. This shit gonna be good.
