A guy's gotta pick the right time to give a girl a ring. Wow, that could have been the worst thing I could have said right now.

Red

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• Added: October 23, 2011

Nothing worse than a bad kisser.

Nico

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Ted: Second rule of the subway, never wake anybody up.
Laura: What's the first rule?
Ted: Take a cab.

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• Added: October 23, 2011

It could be worse. You could have Jujubeed his wife.

Sanjeev

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• Added: October 23, 2011

You can't mean me. Pan Am has the best on time schedule in the world.

Dean

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• Added: October 23, 2011