Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?
Sarah
Woody Allen said masturbation was having sex with someone you love.
Adam
Adam: I am very, very proud of you, in so many ways.
Haddie: (tears up)
(to Jasmine) He's totally getting into that school. They might even name the gymnasium after us.
Crosby
Jasmine, welcome to crazy town!
Kristina
Sarah: Hey, I'm sorry I know your feeling lonely. I understand what that feels like.
Amber: I'm fine, she was a little weird anyway, let's face it.
Gordon: I need to fire seven people.
Adam: Look, these are people we have worked with for fifteen years.
Gordon: You think I don't know that. Stop thinking just do it. Do you need me to come up there and hold your hand?
Sarah: Do you need anything? Do you want some lemon aide or um cookies?
Drew: Yeah, if this were 1950 thanks.
Sarah: Well, Perhaps I'll bring you a martini and some pot. I'm just kidding, you should not do drugs or drink. Stay in school; don't cut your own bangs. These are a few of my mottos.
Crosby: Well that was disappointing. Well that was a non event.
Jasmine: Babe he's six and a boy, weddings aren't high on his list.
Adam doesn't punch people, you punch people.
Camille [to Zeek]
You have a crush on a homeless guy! Okay, be safe! You look good, and clean. He's gonna like that.
Amber [to Haddie]
Adam: You want my advice, step one apologize to Renee.
Crosby: For what, I didn't do anything.
Adam: It's just, you know what, you're a man. It's just what men do. We apologize. I say three I'm sorrys before I get out of bed in the morning.
