Favorite Parenthood Quotes
Amber: Poetry reading? Yeah, I'd rather sell an organ, but thanks for inviting me.
Sarah: You know what, if you don't change that attitude it may come to that, because I don't think you need both livers anyway.
I hope it fits me; this left boob is a little bigger than the right.
Kristina
Adam: Well, what are we going to do about this?
Kristina: Nothing.
Adam: Nothing?
Kristina: It is what it is and there's nothing we can do about it.
Adam: Well, can I still hate the guy?
Adam: There are some days when you just blow it, and that is what happened today. I blew it and I'm really, really sorry.
Haddie: It's OK.
Do not let her scare you; her bark is worse than her bite!
Amber
Drew, listen to me. You are a Braverman, OK. Its genetic, you have the moves you know what I'm talking about. You have it in you.
Adam
Amber: You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
Sarah: Yes, he's getting clean.
Amber: Spanking clean.
Amber: Dude we're not gonna smoke weed during our tutoring session.
Amber's friend: What? It's organic.
Jabar is going to get into a great school - I promise.
Crosby
Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?
Sarah
(to Sarah) Okay you caught me mom, I'm gonna go buy some drugs and ya know whatever else you don't want me to do cause God forbid I do something right in my life.
Amber
Woody Allen said masturbation was having sex with someone you love.
Adam
