Parenthood Quotes
I hope my brother-in-law was worth it because he's not the only one you screwed here.
Kristina
I'm busy trying to look after my son, trying to look after my family. You're not even on my radar!
Adam [to Crosby]
I'm not interested in memorizing a bunch of facts that have been polished up to make it look like he's won something.
Adam
I say this out of love, but you've gone rogue.
Kristina
Seth: MJ, these are my kids, remember?
MJ: Wow, I haven't seen you guys since you were babies.
Amber: Yeah, neither has he.
Sarah: Hey, I didn't hear you come in.
Zeek: I caught you looking at porn, didn't I? That's okay, they did a study, ninety-eight percent of....
Sarah: Dad! I wasn't looking at porn.
Julia: I can't believe I'm letting her play a sex symbol.
Sarah: Dude, don't you ever relax?
Julia: No, dude
Zeek: Who wears the pants in the family?
Crosby: What year do you think this is? The fifties? There's no one wearing the pants, or not wearing the pants...it's a partnership.
Zeek: Oh my God, that sounds dreadful.
Sarah [to Corey]: Do you like to wrap?
Corey: You mean like freestyle?
I'm going to go home so my husband can make fun of me.
Julia
I keep walking into different rooms in my house and finding people drinking. Should I be taking it personally?
Zeek
Julia: When did it become so hard to get pregnant?
Sarah: I really wasn't intending it either time, so...
