Parenthood Quotes
Adam doesn't punch people, you punch people.
Camille [to Zeek]
Crosby: Well that was disappointing. Well that was a non event.
Jasmine: Babe he's six and a boy, weddings aren't high on his list.
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
Gordon: I need to fire seven people.
Adam: Look, these are people we have worked with for fifteen years.
Gordon: You think I don't know that. Stop thinking just do it. Do you need me to come up there and hold your hand?
Sarah: Hey, I'm sorry I know your feeling lonely. I understand what that feels like.
Amber: I'm fine, she was a little weird anyway, let's face it.
Jasmine, welcome to crazy town!
Kristina
(to Jasmine) He's totally getting into that school. They might even name the gymnasium after us.
Crosby
(to Sarah) You have no idea how great you are do you?
Gordon
Gordon: We kicked the ass of the entire footwear industry.
Sarah: Yeah we did!
Gordon: Hold on a moment. I'd like to propose a toast to Sarah Braverman. The best booth job ever.
Sarah: Gosh. Thanks a lot.
Gordon: You give good booth.
Adam: So what do you do, talk...share?
Zeek: The only thing I am doing is dancing with gay Tony. You gotta see this guy move Adam. He's like a finely tuned European sports car. Very sensitive and responds to the lightest touch. Honestly, it's amazing.
(to his dance partner, Tony) I want you to know that I'm okay with the gays.
Zeek
(to Sarah) Okay you caught me mom, I'm gonna go buy some drugs and ya know whatever else you don't want me to do cause God forbid I do something right in my life.
Amber
