My name is Ron. You don't need to know my last name. Whoever wants to talk, go ahead and we'll be out of here in a tight fifteen.

Ron

For the first time, our tree-lighting ceremony will be simulcast on internet radio.

Leslie

There's a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don't understand.

Ron

There isn't a woman alive who doesn't love diamonds. Even the super left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried. When they get a diamond, they like, "yeah, bitch, get more of them blood diamonds. Make 'em extra bloody."

Tom

Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

There's a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don't understand.

Ron

There isn't a woman alive who doesn't love diamonds. Even the super left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried. When they get a diamond, they like, "yeah, bitch, get more of them blood diamonds. Make 'em extra bloody."

Tom