Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 20: "Summer Catalog" Quotes
Leslie, my first wife Tammy tried throwing me a surprise birthday party . When I saw my friends hiding through the window, I drove to a gas station, called the cops and told them people had broken into my home. I'm not big on surprises.
Ron
April: I used to play softball.
Andy: I used to play baseball! It's like the boy version of softball.
Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?
April
An animal on the head, a manimal in the bed.
Tom
