Roman DeBeers: You must be happy that they changed the blatantly misandristic alimony laws.
Henry Pollard: Actually, I still pay. She makes less than I do.
Roman DeBeers: Less than a teacher? What does she do, is she a shoe shine at a bus station?

Lucy Dang: You get an innocent, child-like sweetness up front followed by an earthy whiff of decay.
Ron Donald: Why?
Lucy Dang: It’s a rumination on mortality.

What are laws, anyway, but basically rules?

Constance Carmell

I’m not a storyteller. My medium is food. The point is a true artist is breaking the rules all the time.

Lucy Dang

Evie Adler: So, you don’t act any more at all?
Henry Pollard: Only when I say “my pleasure” as I hand people drinks.

Savory vapors! Lobster smoke! Clam mist! It’s amazing.

Ron Donald

This year, 2020, is gonna be the best year of my life.

Ron Donald

I love seeing people from the past, and seeing people from the past see other people from the past!

Lydia Dunfree

Well, as a patron of the arts, I mostly focus on the arts.

Constance Carmell

Nothing matters except for attention. You have a lot of bad attention right now. You need some good attention to offset it.

Sackson

Roman DeBeers: You make it big in this cultural void, it only proves that you suck on some level.
Henry Pollard: It’s good that you’re not bitter.

When I roll those trashcans out with the neighborhood dads, I feel like I've finally made it, y'know? Middle class dream.

Henry Pollard

Party Down Quotes

Well, as a patron of the arts, I mostly focus on the arts.

Constance Carmell

This year, 2020, is gonna be the best year of my life.

Ron Donald