You can't just ignore your illness like with Mom's cancer or my schizophrenia.

Daniel

• Permalink: You can't just ignore your illness like with Mom's cancer or my schizophrenia.
• Added: July 26, 2014

You want me to give booze to an alcoholic?

Kate

• Permalink: You want me to give booze to an alcoholic?
• Added: July 26, 2014

Congratulations. You figured it out. I have Alzheimer's.

James

• Permalink: Congratulations. You figured it out. I have Alzheimer's.
• Added: July 26, 2014

Next time, try talking to an actual human being, preferably one who went to medical school. See! This is exactly the kind of bullshit that comes with people self-diagnosing on the computer.

Daniel

• Permalink: Next time, try talking to an actual human being, preferably one who went to medical school....
• Added: July 26, 2014

I like your scarf. Why do you wear it inside? Are you cold?

Dillon

• Permalink: I like your scarf. Why do you wear it inside? Are you cold?
• Added: July 26, 2014

Who knows where my schizophrenic brain is gonna take this?

Daniel

• Permalink: Who knows where my schizophrenic brain is gonna take this?
• Added: July 24, 2014

Says the pregnant hallucination...

Daniel

• Permalink: Says the pregnant hallucination...
• Added: July 24, 2014

This is too crazy, even for me.

Daniel

• Permalink: This is too crazy, even for me.
• Added: July 24, 2014

We're here to make a baby.

Kate

• Permalink: We're here to make a baby.
• Added: July 24, 2014

I decided to drop the case during the diaper change.

Donnie

• Permalink: I decided to drop the case during the diaper change.
• Added: July 24, 2014

You killed a woman over a doll.

Daniel

• Permalink: You killed a woman over a doll.
• Added: July 24, 2014

Son of a biscuit.

Kate

• Permalink: Son of a biscuit.
• Added: July 09, 2014