Daniel: Are you chess trash-talking me?
Max: Why? Can't handle the heat?

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• Added: July 09, 2014

Your family was destroyed the second you killed your daughter.

Kate

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• Added: July 09, 2014

You know what they say -- the devil is in the details.

The Devil

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• Added: July 09, 2014

I'm quaking in my boots, Casper.

Kate

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• Added: June 30, 2014

Why would I want to play the mini version of a game that is already by definition pointless?

Daniel

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• Added: June 30, 2014

FORK ... lift.

Kate

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• Added: June 30, 2014

Please tell me I'm hallucinating this entire conversation.

Daniel

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• Added: June 30, 2014

What the hell is this?

Daniel

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• Added: June 30, 2014

She's an early riser.

Daniel

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• Added: June 18, 2014

Why would I apologoze to that asshole?

Daniel

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• Added: June 18, 2014

Max: Doc, how's Paris?
Daniel: It's Paris, Lewicki.

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• Added: June 18, 2014

Paul: First rule of academia is...
Max: Don't sleep with your students?

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• Added: June 18, 2014