Pitch Season 1 Episode 8: "Unstoppable Forces & Immovable Objects" Quotes
Mike: It's all about me Baker? Ever since you joined this team its been all about you 24/7-
Ginny: That's not my fault!
Mike: It's all anybody talks about, it's all anybody thinks about. Guess what? I for one, am sick of it!
I'm the tiebreaker! I've been on this team longer than all of you! My word should mean something, dammit!
Mike
Sports bars are notoriously hard to franchise. Even Jay-Z couldn't do it.
Amelia
Court is now in session, the honorable Mike Lawson is presiding.
Blip
Mike: I just want to know one thing. Who called who? Did you guys shop me to teams first or did they come asking?
Oscar: We're under new management, Mike.
Oscar: Are you happy here?
Mike: Why does everyone ask me that? I'm elated. I'm euphoric.
Mike: Man, I'm not giving another speech. Everybody's sick of them.
Blip: Nobody's more sick of them than me.
Will: I don't want your money.
Amelia: Yes you do.
Amelia: Ginny can't see you like this.
Will: Ginny needs family right now.
Amelia: Ginny's schedule is impossible. I spend more time canceling appearances than booking.
Evelyn: It's called asset protection.[Amelia looks surprised] Two years of business classes at USC.
Mike: Do I look like a meteorologist?
Blip: Well you were close friends with three weather-girls, two at the same time. Maybe you picked something up? Weather wise.
Oscar: You don't get Lawson to agree to a trade. You have to plant the seed and let it be his decision.
Charlie: Alright, Johnny Appleseed, when do we harvest?
