Am I the only one who knows we're in the middle of a game right now?!

Ginny

Will: I'm sorry are you her agent or her business manager? Because I don't think you can be both.
Amelia: I'm whatever Ginny needs me to be.

I'm tired of sneaking around. Aren't you?

Oscar

Mike: It's all about me Baker? Ever since you joined this team its been all about you 24/7-
Ginny: That's not my fault!
Mike: It's all anybody talks about, it's all anybody thinks about. Guess what? I for one, am sick of it!

I'm the tiebreaker! I've been on this team longer than all of you! My word should mean something, dammit!

Mike

Sports bars are notoriously hard to franchise. Even Jay-Z couldn't do it.

Amelia

Court is now in session, the honorable Mike Lawson is presiding.

Blip

Mike: I just want to know one thing. Who called who? Did you guys shop me to teams first or did they come asking?
Oscar: We're under new management, Mike.

Oscar: Are you happy here?
Mike: Why does everyone ask me that? I'm elated. I'm euphoric.

Mike: Man, I'm not giving another speech. Everybody's sick of them.
Blip: Nobody's more sick of them than me.

Will: I don't want your money.
Amelia: Yes you do.

Amelia: Ginny can't see you like this.
Will: Ginny needs family right now.

Pitch Season 1 Quotes

Frank: Your teammates are excited to meet you.
Ginny: No they're not. Ticketing and sales people, they're excited to meet me. My teammates, 75% think I'm the next San Diego chicken and the other 25% just want to see me shower.

I know it's only a 2 minute ride to the stadium and you've probably dealt with this kind of paparazzi before, but there's a billion dollar piece of cargo back here, and if you Princess Di her ass and you and me survive, I'm going to Red Wedding you and your entire family.

Amelia