Well, thanks for the invite, you little shit.

Margaret

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• Added: August 19, 2012

No one is as horrible as we imagine them to be.

Elaine

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• Added: August 19, 2012

I have one son who has nearly died twice in the last six months. My other son, there is a confusion and an anger there that I'm just beginning to see. They're both adults, but they're still my children. It's not the right time to take on my boss or my party. I'm their mother first.

Elaine

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• Added: August 19, 2012

Just remember this, if you go out that door, it's your choice and nobody else's.

Margaret

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• Added: August 19, 2012

I mean I had to make sure. Every once in a while, I gotta sleep with a woman and just double check. Look they don't tell you when you get the gay card that breasts are off the table, I mean breasts are awesome.

TJ

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• Added: August 19, 2012

Bud? My Bud? He punched the Vice President?

Elaine

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• Added: August 19, 2012