Jesse: What are you doing with that stool?
Tulip: Holding it. What are you doing with that beer?
Jesse: Drinking it.

• Permalink: Drinking it.
• Added: July 17, 2017

You should take a shower. All of, like, North America would appreciate it.

Tulip [to Jesse]

• Permalink: You should take a shower. All of, like, North America would appreciate it.
• Added: July 17, 2017

Has anyone ever told you your face is disgusting?

Inmate [to Eugene]

• Permalink: Has anyone ever told you your face is disgusting?
• Added: July 10, 2017

Jesse! Jesse! You can't kill him. He's my husband.

Tulip

• Permalink: Jesse! Jesse! You can't kill him. He's my husband.
• Added: July 10, 2017

You don't seem that bad. Anymore. At least to me.

Eugene [to Hitler]

• Permalink: You don't seem that bad. Anymore. At least to me.
• Added: July 10, 2017

This is Hell. Act accordingly.

Hell Guard

• Permalink: This is Hell. Act accordingly.
• Added: July 10, 2017

We're in Texas. They pretty much grow dumb-ass crazy here.

Tulip

• Permalink: We're in Texas. They pretty much grow dumb-ass crazy here.
• Added: June 25, 2017