Jesse: I didn't sign up for this shit.
Herr Starr: Spoken like a true Messiah.

Eugene: Hitler, you saved me. Again.
Hitler: You have saved me. You see? I've finally done something good.

Charon: If I say he's free to go. He's free to go. Those are the rules.
Superintendent: I don't know if you've heard, but God is gone. The rules have changed.

Ever seen an angel die? It really is something.


Lem: I don't like secrets.
Olivia: I have a hidden armory. I'm good with secrets.

I am so angry, Joe. And when I'm angry, I want to kill things.


Everything you were, you threw away for a demon?


Fiji: There are so many secrets floating around here, I don't know if I can keep up.
Bobo: Not everyone can be an open book like you.

Jesus, or a reasonable approximation thereof, is coming.

The Pope

My God, you're unattractive.

Cassidy [to Herr Star]

Cassidy: You, the Messiah, has been the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Jesse: Why?
Cassidy: Have you met yourself?

Tracy, if you're so shallow you need to kill yourself for attention, that's your problem.