If this is trouble, you should try it.

Amelia

Life is full of failure. It's how we learn.

Cooper

I'm not fun. I'm awesome.

Amelia

Jake: What is this? Fantasy football?
Cooper: Fantasy sperm ball.

I need sperm.

Addison

Step one is the hardest and they say that kind of about everything. You know it's kind of like when you watch a baby take her first step and she spent days, weeks, and months teaching her muscles to function, but once they do it's never that hard again.

Addison

I am your dad and I'm not going anywhere.

Cooper

You feel like you've been hit by a PMS truck.

Jake

Try a donut hole. They help.

Addison

Well, now I guess I'd like to think that the princess pointed to the lady because I'm starting to that love might mean wanting the other person to be happy even if that means that they can't stay with you.

Addison

Pete: You just got to keep on walking, Sheldon.
Violet: Excuse me?
Pete: You know what I'm saying? She's like a dog with a bone. She won't stop, so at some point, you've just got to keep on walking.

Violet: Cooper's going to be a great dad!
Charlotte: That is a stupid thing to say.

Private Practice Season 5 Quotes

You tomato-ed me back. I like that.

Amelia

You can keep Addison company all night as long as you two stop pretending you aren't back together because you can't sell it. It's making me uncomfortable.

Charlotte

Private Practice Season 5 Music

  Song Artist
Sad Sad City Ghostland Observatory iTunes
Song Just You Amy Stroup iTunes
Sleeping Giant Bootstraps iTunes