Favorite Privileged Quotes
Owe! You're unusually strong for a little person
Charlie [to Megan]
Marco: Waiting for a distraction is not a plan
Megan: Well it's less fattening than your turtle plan
I did the math and it turns out Smirnoff vanilla vodka is cheaper than artificial insemination
Keith
Megan: Some might say she's single handedly revitalizing the economy with her shopping addiction
Rami: Some might ask you to take that silver lining and hang me with it
Rose [taking out knife]: This is a survival kit
Megan: Oh i'm gonna hate this story, aren't it?
Rose: You know how I moved in to my own room about a month ago after I found out you guys all lied to me about different stuff?
Megan: You decided to kill us and leave our bodies in the woods?
Rose: Wow, that's super dark megan
I don't need bullets points to make people agree with me, I have a black AMEX card for that
Sage
I don't know if I'm ever gonna be the type of guy that can go number two in the woods
Zach
Rose: All this personal growth stuff is stressful.. it's hard figuring out who you want to be
Sage: Frankly I don't know why we started trying. Things were a lot easier when we just shopped... I blame Megan
Sage: Totally
Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...
Rose and Sage... pretty names...great spices... it's like I have Tourette's.
Megan
Marco: Have a cup of my coffee and you'll be feeling good as new..
Megan: No offense person I don't know, but i just got tazed.
[takes a sip]
Megan: That's not coffee, that's something god made!
Yeah my job comes with a hair net, I don't judge
Charlie
