Megan: What's this?
Rose: These are a few of my favorite things... I would have sung that, but that probably falls under the delightfulness rule
Megan: Your singing is delightful so we'll have none of that

Luis: Nice to meet you
Sage: I wish I could say the same thing, but I hate lying

Sage [to Luis]: I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
Luis: Hi, I'm Luis
Marco: He's new
Sage: And now you want to touch me? Do you understand the concept of boundaries, Louis?
Luis: It's Luis
Sage: It's irrelevant

Charlie: Now let me give you some advice
Megan: Like I need any, but go ahead
Charlie: Will just lost a job, right? Probably the first real rejection the guy's ever had. So instead of focusing on the imaginary test you thought you gave him, why not try being the great girlfriend he needs right now?
Megan: It's a little on the simple side

You have to talk to me eventually, you might need my bone marrow one day

Sage [to Rose]

Megan: Is there a guy you like at school right now?
Rose: Zachary Todd. He wears a choker, it's really hot

Sage: I get really mad when my blood sugar gets low
Luis: What's your excuse for the rest of the time?

We also have an indoor pool, but that's more for special occasions, like those three days of winter we get

Rose [to Miles]

I will take two days off your grounding if you promise never to bedazzle anything of mine again

Megan

I'm really glad you found me because I always thought we deserved a better ending

Miles [to Laurel]

Will: I want a second chance
Megan: It'd be a third chance, the balcony was your second
Will: I want a third chance

I do know that part of being a good boyfriend is listening... and big presents never hurt either

Will

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

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