Rose: Did you know everyone in this town hates each other?
Sage: Um yeah. It's Palm Beach, not the friggin' midwest

I am not paying this much for a ticket. What are you guys serving, diamond lobster?

Megan

Rose [referring to Sage and Luis kissing]: They look so cute
Rami: It's about damn
Marco: What is ... oh look, happy people. Alright that's it, show's over, nothing to see here!
Marco [to Luis]: You, easy to replace sous chef, hands off the queen bee and get back to work.
Marco [to Sage]: and you trouble with a capital S, stop distracting him. Young love, makes me sick

Marco: oh yes, you and the feisty twin have finally found love. Funny how that happens just as Keith decided to terminate ours
Luis: yeah i heard about that, sorry man
Marco: it's okay, this way the world maintains a love hate balance. I'm happy for you two high school musical looking misfits

Zach [seeing Rami wearing the same suit]: Oh you wear the same outfit as my debate team, that's cool
Rami: Yes, excuse me while i go set fire to mine

Rose: Megan do you know anything about knives?
Megan: Okay, i don't like where this conversation is going already

If Rose were a serial killer, Sage would just stay in jail to braid her hair

Megan

Why would you lie to me so early in our relationship? I mean that is something you do in like week two when things get really hard

Rose [to Zach]

As far as nerds go, you're even cooler than Michael Cera

Rose [to Zach]

Megan: Cancel the check!
Will: The bank's closed
Megan: You're a billionaire, isn't there a special number you call?
Will: Yah it's 1-800-im-rich
Megan: That's not even enough numbers

Zach: I don't know how you girls can walk so fast in those heels
Girls' Friend: Rose can each you, she's your size

Megan: ...change your hair?
Marco: I'm not 16, a girl, or white

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

Random kid