Will is basically the hottest guy ever, how haven't you thrown yourself at his feet?


Rose: Wait, how can you be done already I'm barely half way
Sage: Well maybe if you didn't all waste your time looking up every other word you'd be done too
Rose: Megan says increasing my vocabulary is the easy the way to boost comprehension
Sage: Well Megan is old

Why would an American guy join the Italian army? It makes no sense. My ass can write better than Ernest Hemingway


You've made your bed, Megan, I suggest you learn how to lie in it


We want longevity, a career. I mean look at Madonna that woman is literally a hundred years old and she's still relevant, that's what we want


Patricia: Do you blog?
Rose: ugh
Patricia: The little one is getting on my nerves

You realize one pair of their shoes would cover my rent for a month


Caryn: I can't believe you live here.. I am in awe
Sage: And I am in awe of your outfit
Caryn: Thanks
Sage: Not a compliment.. why do people just assume?

Sage: You know since you've moved into this house, I actually look forward to going to school every morning
Megan: Aww thanks sage
Sage: Not a compliment

Megan: My best friend from Yale is flying in from New York today, her name is Karen and you're going to love her
Marco: Well I'm only starting to love you, let's not muddy the waters

Will: I work for Peter Friedland, he's a sports photographer
Megan: Hey, like you!
Will: Like me, except he gets paid and published and all that good stuff

Megan: My friend Karen is flying in from new york and she's going to stay with me the next few days and I was hoping you could show us some of that rich ass Palm Beach living. You know maybe we could take a spin on one of your yachts tomorrow afternoon
Will: How many yachts do you think i have?
Megan: Okay well if the yachts unavailable, we can go for a ride on one of your horses or elephants.

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

Random kid