Pushing Daisies Season 1 Episode 3: "The Fun in Funeral" Quotes
Chuck: You won't even know I'm here.
Emerson: 'Cause you're leaving?
Chuck: No.
(about Chuck) I could smell trouble on her like she stepped in it and it stuck to her heel.
Olive
You framed someone for murder, you ass!
Ned
You're like Winnie the Pooh. Gimme your paws, Pooh.
Chuck
Chuck: We're going to heaven.
Louis: I got in?
Chuck: Yeah, and heaven is closing in five minutes.
Chuck: I was having conversations with myself.
Ned: What did you guys talk about?
Emerson: Lawrence Schatz wasn't murdered. He was accidentally, involuntarily manslaughtered.
Ned: I appreciate that.
Chuck: The pirate metaphor, it's weak.
Emerson: It's apt.
It's nice to get things back.
Chuck
Salesman: It's homeopathic.
Olive: Meaning it only relates to gay people?
Future Me is saying 'I told you so' all upside your head... but Now Me is standing here quietly.
Emerson
Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive: That wasn't the truth buss. That was the bitchy, cross town express.
