These nuns aren't my people. Unless you're telling me "flibbertigibbet" is a title of respect.

Olive

I spent so much time praying, I've run out of things to say. I'm having awkward silences with God!

Olive

Forgive me, Father, for I'm gonna file a police report for all my worldly possessions.

Olive

If you can't hold it, go cry in the bathroom, sit on the toilet and do it. Like a man.

Emerson

You need a drink. Lily, give her your bag.

Vivian

They're not gonna kill me during business hours.

Chuck

I am a sawed off shotgun full of secrets.

Olive

I could have been swarmed in my underwear.

Ned

Chuck: Don't offend the bees.
Ned: How would I offend the bees?

Pushing Daisies Season 2 Quotes

I could have been swarmed in my underwear.

Ned

Chuck: Don't offend the bees.
Ned: How would I offend the bees?