Great kids come from great f*cks.

Mickey

Bunchy: Did you beat up Daryll?
Ray: No. I had someone else do it. You want to know why, ask Mick.

Ray: Speaking of priests, you killed the wrong one, Mick.
Mickey: What are you talkin' about?
Ray: The priest that molested Bunchy? They moved him out that parish ten years ago. You killed his brother, you moron.
Mickey: So what. He didn't f*ck my boy, he f*cked someone elses.

It's dirty money, Ray, ya know? The Church, they're going broke with all these lawsuits.

Bunchy

You know how ya start your mornings in prison? Watching your cellmates take a sh*t!

Mickey

Mickey: You got no real porn.
Bunchy: I'm a sexual anorexic.
Mickey: Uh huh. Well, we'll take care a dat. A man's got needs.

Ray: Where's your father?
Marvin Gaye: Dead Holmes.
Ray: Lucky you.

Mickey: I just want my family back.
Ray: No you don't, you want my family back. You can't have it. You'll never see it comin.

Stu: He's hot, isn't he?
Singer mistress: Yep.
Stu: Find out who his trainer is!

We're at the Country Mart. Malibu is beautiful. So is your family.

Mickey

The jab is like the cane to a blind man, understand?

Terry

Do you know how much money I gave after Katrina? Darfur? I'm a good person. You know, I struggle, I hurt, I make mistakes. But I'm a good person. I make this world a better place. You gotta help me Ray.

Sean

Ray Donovan Season 1 Quotes

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee

You think you're the first person I've dealt with woke up in bed with a dead body?

Ray