Reaper Season 1 Quotes
Josie: You are leaching off your mom, and you are actually defending it.
Sock: She's a mom, Josie, she likes it. It's awesome for her
I'm, ummm... Bert Wysocki, but everyone just calls me "Sock." I think it's because I fit like a glove, you know
Sock
Sock: No, I am grown up, Jose. I can drink, and I can vote.
Josie: When the hell have you ever voted?
Sock: Unimportant
Sock: The password is "Grumpy."
Sam: I don't want to know.
Sock: The cat that we had, you sicko... No, I'm kidding, it's totally a name for my junk
Sam: You stole mail?
Sock: Yeah.
Ben: Sock, that's a felony.
Sock: Well, come on now, there's a fine line between committing a felony and doing something really cool.
Ben: That's true
Ted: I see a spark of the old me in you, Sam.
Sam: Please don't tell me that
Devil: Look at that badass.
Sam: What are you talking about?
Devil: You man, you. The way you faced off with that soul. "Are we gonna do this hard way or easy way?" Ooh, I got chills. Seriously
Sock: Oh, that is quite the bag o'batteries you've got there, Josie. Feeling lonely these days?
Josie: We're having blackouts, jackass. They're for my flashlight. And if I was lonely for you, I'd just get a pencil.
Sock: Oh that's what they all say, sweetheart. Wait, wait, wait
Andi: You know what, Ted? You caught me. I stole the eight bucks.
Ted: I see.
Andi: Yep. I was saving to buy you a girlfriend. I assume you're okay with the plastic variety
He was electrocuted in Hell every day that he was down there. That's the kind of thing that makes a person crazy. That's what I do best
Devil
You know, Sam, you're a lucky man. You're home during the day, all the wonderful daytime television to watch. When does Ellen come on?
Devil
You are a very very hostile young lady, do you know that? Can I have your number?
Sock