Vegi-boy isn't much of a conversationalist.

Kara

No I'm not going to call your parents. I've met your parents and they're a bigger pain in my ass than you are.

Nurse Jackson

Everything you just told me sucks more than I can process right now.

Emma

Usually when people have surgery they're bombarded by every random family member they have.

Emma

I haven't heard any code blue alarms so I'm pretty sure the amigo's not dead.

Dash

Daniella: I do know one thing. You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
Kara: Don't be Winnie the Pooh-ing my ass. I'm not five years old anymore.
Daniella: That is true but you'll always be my Kara-bear.

I used to think your soul was black but now it's like a charcoal grey.

Emma

Kara: Most girls I know would kill to have an eating disorder.
Emma: And most girls I know would kill you.

Sorry, we didn't all grow up on a very special episode of Seventh Heaven.

Kara

Listen girlfriend, we didn't become Out magazine's 7th most powerful lesbian couple in Southern California by working our way up a freaking list. Now tell me who I have to call to get a quality ticker around here.

Sarah

You can't let a little bald head interfere with your job. We got a lot of little bald heads running around this place.

Nurse Jackson

You put your pants on one leg at a time. I mean it's such a basic concept it's literally an expression. It means your just like anyone else, except for me and Jordi. We're not like anyone else.

Leo

Red Band Society Quotes

The barista was one of those home-schooled types. I wasn't sure he could spell scary without an e but he managed.

Nurse Jackson

Everyone has two stories. The one they want you to know and the one they don't.

Charlie