Red Band Society
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on FOXRed Band Society Season 1 Quotes
Seriously who needs to see all that blood? Unless it's Game of Thrones, I'm not interested.
Charlie
The problem isn't that I threw away my red band, Dash. The problem is that I put it on in the first place.
Jordi
Hunter: Have you ever heard of a guy named David Rosen?
Kara: I'm from Beverly Hills, I know like seven David Rosens.
Hunter: I told you to stay.
Kara: Yeah, I'm not a Golden Retriever.
I'm sorry if there's even a chance he's taking his clothes off, I have to be there.
Kara
Maybe they came to burn their bras in honor of nurse Jackson.
Hunter
Sorry, I'm just not good at taking sides, especially since one of the sides has George Clooney hair and could be the father of my future child.
Brittany
Brittany, in the three days since Jackson's been gone I've worked four doubles which I didn't even know was mathematically possible. I've been thrown up on eleven times, shaved a screaming child whose medication was making him grow body hair, and now I'm compulsively eating deep fried beef just to stay awake.
Kenji
You used to be straight Mom. I'd say you've changed a lot.
Kara
Well if that's true then you need to focus less on who you like and more on liking yourself.
Dash
Amazing what parasites and a lack of a good sun screen can do.
Dr. Erin Grace
Just to be clear, I choose you.
Leo
