Red Band Society
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on FOXRed Band Society Season 1 Quotes
Being a mom for her is like going on a camping trip. No, I'm serious. She gets all excited, buys all the equipment and then two days into it she wishes she were back in the hotel.
Jordi
Emma: Looking for the next best thing?
Leo: No, looking for something real.
Just because I let you come with me doesn't mean we've joined the Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties.
Kara
I'm going to have sex with me.
Kara
This is a hospital not a prison. Yes, you can go.
Nurse Jackson
If I was in love with him I'd be clear about it because men are direct.
Dash
Who gets the rose on the latest episode of Cancer Bachelor? Is it Latino heartthrob Jordi or the hometown favorite Leo?
Dash
Leo: I seriously want to hug you right now.
Nurse Jackson: You'll get over it.
Going home means facing everything that you left behind.
Charlie
Bromances can hurt just as much as romances.
Brittany
Booty call is going to pack up his balls and go home.
Nurse Jackson
Not exactly how I imagined my first three way but I'm not going to lie to you. I'll take it.
Charlie