This is weird. She looks like me. If I just fell face-first into a pile of metal.

Harry [internal]

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• Added: February 22, 2022

Is this how humans feel when they have a child? Angry and resentful for having to care for a tiny thing? If she were a pet bird, I would leave the cage door open and the ceiling fan on.

Harry [internal]

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• Added: February 22, 2022

Asta: Every baby grows into a Liza.
Harry: Then why do you feed them?

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• Added: February 22, 2022

Liza: What happened to the wifi? Ugh. It smells like dead people up here!
Harry: Then you should take a shower!

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• Added: February 22, 2022

Liza: Hey. Win me a prize?
Harry: I'll win myself a prize and consider giving it to you.
Liza: Fair enough.

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• Added: February 22, 2022

Liza: You're a better father than I remember. I'm glad we got to spend time together. I might even miss you a little.
Harry: I'm glad.

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• Added: February 22, 2022