Resident Alien Quotes
Sahar: Is your brain in your butt?
Max: I hope not.
Kate: Really sorry about that.
D'Arcy: Oh, don't worry. I've been peed on before.
Kate: I have, too. I kinda like it.
D'Arcy: I was talking about a frog I picked up when I was a kid.
Kate: Yeah, frogs. Me, too.
Harry: Do not go down there. The floor's cracked, and if you go down there, you'll break your mama's back.
Mike: What'd he say about my mama?
Mike: You sure? I'll come down and help.
Harry: No! I want to carry it myself. The ice feels good on my nipples.
Harry: I do not like having people in my house uninvited.
Asta: Well, know you know how earth felt when you got here.
You are all trespassing and should be in prison.Harry
I do not understand why humans celebrate their births. Everyone who is alive has been born; it is not special. A birthday party is just a participation trophy.Harry [internal]
Harry: Alien babies have a big appetite for high-calorie food.
Harry: There's nothing more junky than a human. We are in danger.
Today is all about celebrating the man that I murdered and threw in the frozen lake. Ice seems appropriate.Harry [internal]
Kate: Are they going to do anything about that sulfur smell? I'm gonna barf.
Ben: I don't smell anything. [chuckles] Hey, remember when you were pregnant and you had that sense of smell like a superhero? [chuckles] Hope you're not pregnant! Could you imagine?
I wasn't invited. I'm just hungry.D'Arcy
Ben: Hey! Dr. V. Just thought I'd say hi. WOW. Great workspace. You, uh, you build birdhouses down here? You, uh, tinker? You like to tinker?
Harry: Yes. Sometimes it makes me shiver because of the warm urine leaving my body.