D'Arcy: Everybody is talking about me like I'm some big here, except the two people whose lives I saved, who, incidentally, are completely ignoring me. I should be hanging out with my friend right now.
Judy: Bitch? I'm your friend! We're closer than you and Asta. We shared a boyfriend in high school.
D'Arcy: You mean the guy that you slept with behind my back?
Judy: I grabbed his dick, and he was into it, so, what am I supposed to do? Say no?

Liv: [singing] It must have been cold there in my shadow. To never have sunlight on your face. You were content to let me shine, that's your way. You always walked a step behind.
Mike: [singing] So I was the one with all the glory.
While you were the one with all the strength.
D'Arcy: What the hell is happening?
Liv: [singing] A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain.
Mike: [singing] Did you ever know that you're my hero?
And everything I would like to be?
Liv/Mike: [singing together] I can fly higher than an eagle. [Mike gets down on one knee and offers her badge back] For you are the wind beneath my wings.
Liv: OK. I guess I'm deputy again!

Dude: Just be careful.
Asta: What do you mean?
Dude: For all you know, your alien is a Christopher Columbus of the sky.

Resident Alien Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Louis: Your relationship with Liv reminds me of me and your mom before she up and left me.
Mike: You mean when she DIED?
Louis: I'll never forgive her for that.

Also, it's not a thing. It's a leg. You are leg-shaming me.