Revenge Season 2 Quotes
Oh Dec, what the hell man? It smells terrible in here!
Jack
Oh yeah, we Porters are descended from a long line of gentlemen.
Declan
Jack's currently registering a six at the Freak-o-Meter. Me, I'm at a nine, which must put you at infinity times infinity.
Nolan
All men are born hardwired to betray, it's just a question of when.
Victoria
That would make for one hell of a college admissions essay, 'how I rolled houses to have a brighter future.
Kenny [to Dec]
Every maid has her price, especially when grotesquely underpaid.
Mason
Uh, a shower wouldn't kill you.
Emily [to Jack]
What a beautiful home. It's so smart to build it right on the ocean. You can always see your enemies coming.
Kara [to Victoria]
This one time at revenge camp, I met this fellow revenger and guess where he's summering?
Nolan
Will you escort the ladies to the conservatory for petit fours and refreshments?
Victoria
Only luddites use snail mail.
Nolan
Nice touch, bringing your girls from The Beaver Dam.
Emily [to Amanda]
