Archie: Fellas, I’m sorry to do this to you. But I have to step away from this musical for a while for my own mental health. It’s too real, too raw. And I have to figure out some major stuff for myself.
Kevin: Really, Archie?!
Clay: Good luck to you, Archie. I hope you make the right decision about whatever it is you need to decide.

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• Added: July 05, 2023

Maybe this is the universe telling us to swear off Archie and focus on our friendship right now?

Betty

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• Added: July 05, 2023

Is this how you see us? Vapid, khaki, wacky girls fighting over some guy who doesn’t have any interest in any of us?

Betty

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• Added: July 05, 2023

Kevin: And Archie is the main character.
Cheryl: But you just said the show is about all of us?
Toni: Yeah, and Cheryl and I aren’t here to play glorified chorus girls.

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• Added: July 05, 2023

Hiram: It’s possible that we were both at the Tropicana on the same night. But I wasn’t there for him.
Veronica: No. No, by the looks of it, you were there for some blonde honey. Is that her name, Daddy? “Honey”?
Hiram: No, it’s Kelly.

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• Added: June 28, 2023

Principal Featherhead: You’re willing to risk losing the Vixens?
Cheryl: I couldn’t sign that piece of paper and then lead them in good conscious. Here for, I, Cheryl Blossom, hereby and willingly renounce my stewardship of the River Vixens.

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• Added: June 28, 2023

Hiram: You gotta find the truth in what you’re saying, Julian. And never forget: words have power.

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Betty: It’s nice to meet you, Mr. Lodge. We’re such big fans of your television program.
Cheryl: Especially the first season. It kinda went downhill after that.

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• Added: June 28, 2023

Cheryl: I certainly won’t be shaking my poms poms while my brother hovers between life and death.
Clifford Blossom: Oh, yes, you will. You’ll put on your little happy face, and you will cheer your little heart out until your spoiled pink lungs bleed. Or you will suffer a fate worth than Julian’s. Do I make myself clear?

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• Added: June 21, 2023

Veronica: I told the boys that too.
Betty: What boys? Archie and Reggie?
Veronica: God no! I actually wanna have some fun.

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• Added: June 21, 2023

Betty: What? You’re living at the movie theater?
Veronica: Veronica Lodge is nothing more than a common squatter.

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• Added: June 21, 2023

Sheriff Keller: At least all our questions have been finally answered.
Jughead: Are you joshing us? Now I have even more questions!

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• Added: June 21, 2023