Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 3 Episode 20 Review: Prom Night

Riverdale Review: Prom Night

An enemy from Betty's past returns to disrupt her celebrations at the junior prom on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 20. What chaos did they create? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 19 Review: Fear the Reaper

Riverdale Review: Fear the Reaper

Betty digs deep and discovers one of the Evernever's most treasured secrets on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 19. What does she discover? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 18 Review: Jawbreaker

Riverdale Review: Jawbreaker

Betty makes a risky move to save Alice from The Farm on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 18. Does her plan work or does it backfire? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 16 Review: BIG FUN

Riverdale Review: BIG FUN

The Farm sponsorsed Riverdale High's latest musical, Heathers The Musical, on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 16. Was the night fun or a flop? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 15 Review: American Dreams

Riverdale Review: American Dreams

Archie challenges loyal members of The Gargoyle King to a deadly battle on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 15. Does he come out on top? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12 Review: Bizzarodale

Riverdale Review: Bizzarodale

The Gargoyle King invites The Midnight Club to finish their game on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12. Do the adults complete their mission? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Quotes

Cheryl: Well, well, well. Stop the presses! The Riverdale rag finally reported a story accurately. Not only is there going to some hideous janky parade snaking its way through town, you four are the architects of this outrage.
Veronica: What’s your problem, Cheryl?
Cheryl: My problem, Veronica, is that the Fourth of July is a day of tragedy for Riverdale. Not celebration. Or have you forgotten what happened to my poor brother Jason?
Betty: Cheryl, Riverdale hasn’t held a parade out of respect for what happened to your brother in like years. It’s time.
Jughead: I mean, you don’t have to come.
Cheryl: Oh, I’ll be there, Insufferable Smurf. Front and center. With a sign of protest in one hand and a horn of compressed air to silence any revelry in the other.

Kevin: Okay, Veronica, I’m obsessed with everything that just happened.
Veronica: Thank you! It helps to be off-book and in full costume.
Betty: Don’t be so modest, you are the literally embodiment of Chris. Never has a role been perfectly typecast.
Archie: Betty!
Veronica: What was that, Betty?
Betty: I mean think about it: Spoiled rich girl, check. Major daddy issues, check. Bad to the bone, trying to control everyone around her, including her boyfriend and best friend. Check, check, check.