Korsak: We have a mystery.
Jane: If only we had the mystery machine.

They seem nuts until the shit hits the fan and then we all come running to them for toilet paper.

Frankie

There are websites devoted to costumes for cats. It doesn't mean they're not crazy.

Jane

Jane: When did you become so secretive?
Korsak: When did you become so nosy?
Jane: Have you met my mother?

Don't tell Ma. She'll just use me like I'm her personal Genius bar.

Frankie

It'a med school. The budding minds of today will have patients tomorrow. Grade hard. Save lives.

Jane

You have motive, access, and your alibi is not only flimsy it's kind of pretentious.

Jane

Maura: And when I look at him I picture us having sex, if you get my drift?
Jane: It'd be impossible not to.

Latin card and a metaphor plant? He could be your soulmate or your clone.

Jane

The guy who said that he really wanted my body, he meant it literally because he was a serial killer who made sculptures out of dead women's bodies.

Maura

I'm not an amphibian with unlikely royal ancestry but are you willing to take a chance on me anyway.

Jack

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.

Jane