Hey, nobody exploded. For me that's a pretty good night.

Sue

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• Added: August 11, 2011

You should have known. You're a mom and kids are like little petri dishes of diseases.

Gail

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• Added: August 11, 2011

Hey, near death, yellow tape. You, me. It's becoming a thing for us.

Sue

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• Added: August 11, 2011

Protect your buddy. Let him spend your money while you die in jail.

Sam

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• Added: August 11, 2011

Good strategy dating someone outside of your division. That way when it all goes to hell you won't have to see her face every day.

Luke

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• Added: August 11, 2011

I really thought drunk guys puking on me would be over after high school.

Gail

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• Added: August 11, 2011

I'm guessing you got a dye pack in the face. One of the many hazards of robbing a bank.

Sam

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• Added: August 11, 2011