Roseanne
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on ABCRoseanne Season 10 Episode 2: "Dress To Impress" Quotes
He gets good grades. He's happy, for a Conner. That's all I really care about.
Darlene
Jackie: You know, as a life coach.
Roseanne: This may be a great time to grab a snack or pee in the yard.
Jackie: When I'm home alone sometimes I like to light a few candles, and put on some Prince, and dance in front of the mirror wearing men's boxers, and an old fishing hat.
Darlene: You can get off my side now.
Darlene, God did not give me this big of head to have a narrow mind.
Dan
Dan: I'm totally find with gay. My daughter's gay!
Darlene: Not gay!
Mark: What's for breakfast?
Dan: You better carbo load. I gotta feeling today's gonna be more of a marathon than a sprint.
I'll take little Braveheart.
Roseanne
Roseanne: So what's up with the girls clothes?
Mark: This just feels like me. I like colors that pop. It's more creative.
Roseanne: Kinda scary talking to your old granny, huh?
Mark: I'm not afraid of you.
Roseanne: Give it time.
I think you guys are really gonna like Mark cause he is a lot of fun, and he's very fashionable. Sometimes he wants to wear a dress or a real fancy top. I think he's gonna grow up, and be a fashion designer, a really famous one like TJ Maxx or the Ross guy. So I'm counting on you guys to make the new kid feel welcome, and if you don't I have ways of finding out about it. I'm a white witch.
Roseanne
I'm Lanford's leading life coach.
Jackie
Andrea: Mrs. Conner, did all of your children's deliveries go according to your birth plan?
Roseanne: Umm, they found their way out if that's what you mean.
