Roseanne
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on ABCRoseanne Season 10 Episode 3: "Roseanne Gets The Chair" Quotes
Please call me Aunt Jackie. It's the only title I have.
Jackie
I wrote a poem for my dad, and he hit me with a broom. And than he said this broom will do more for you then any poem.
Dan
Roseanne: Where's all the real men go?
Dan: They're hiding from all the real women.
You know what? I don't have to get yelled at by some stupid old hillbilly!
Harris
Welcome to the hillbilly day spa!
They don't put security tags on clothes that cost less than security tags.
Darlene
Hey! All our lives suck. That's why we put marshmallows on yams.
A lot of my clothes turned vintage.
I'm sorry your henchmen are stupid, Riddler.
Darlene
We came here because our family needed support, and you know what? No matter what you think of those crazy, old, stupid hillbillies they will get in the pick-up truck and they will pull you out of any well that you fall into.
Darlene
Dan: And there's no books on how to raise kids.
Darlene: Yes there are. There are literally thousands.
