Roseanne
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on ABCRoseanne Season 10 Quotes
If I was taking handfuls of these pills I'd be in a way better mood. Have you noticed me in a way better mood?
I'm gonna give your back a reason to flare up.
DJ: Do you guys get points on your credit card?
Roseanne: We get threats. Is that the same thing?
It's not babysitting when they're yours!
Sometimes you just gotta suck it up and put your family first.
Dan
Margarita on the house for the old married couple.
Becky
I just found out I hate my mother which is really weird because I love my mother.
Crystal
Dan: Did dadd let you dress yourself today?
Mary: No.
Dan: That's what I figured.
Dan: They're probably regular folks who want to make a home here. They painted their fence. They put in a new mailbox. They have an American flag for god sake.
Chuck: I'm gonna have to go with Rosie on this one. It sounds like they're trying a little too hard. When I drove through the South I have a Lynard Skynard bumper sticker.
Roseanne: Don't you watch the news?
Jackie: You don't mean the news, you mean Fox News and, uh there is no Talibanis...oh forget it.
Oh my god you figured it out. Terrorists are always neighbors. So all we have to do is arrest everybody!
Jackie
Holding a rake and staring is not a cover. Raking is a cover.
Jackie
